THE DAY THE CLIMATE WENT CO-ED

It is Boxing day smack bang on 50 degrees north of the equator. A bitch of an easterly blew down our back today on the Lizard Peninsula, while the sun eeked out a rash of age spots on our cheeks. Mine are now like eccles cakes. Such a paradox only co-exists in nature. Which got me thinking…if Thor and Mother Earth ever got it on, we all know the result. Shine on oestrogen.