VALUE ADDED LOVE

31st January – get your tax return in. Is this their best shot? Are they bereft of feeling? Surely they have families to cherish and care for. I have this hunch that it won’t be long before we’re asked to pay Value Added Love, or V.A.L. as it’ll be fondly known. If our love was taxed and assessed by HM Customs & Excise and not our money, then the economy could just carry on playing fiction and the real world would be saved, until of course, it melts and gags on its own saline. All my love, x   PS: Send in your VAL return by February 14th.

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