FOGIES IN SNEAKERS

Hail the running shoe you never run in because those running days are long gone. Have you noticed more and more old folk are wearing trainers, often with gabardine slacks? They look like French artisans popping out to sup coffee and discuss situationism. Old people and young people have the answers. Us in between, we’re to blame. We messed it up. I’d like to start a Mexican wave of apology.

Here goes: ‘Youth & Elders of The World, I’m sorry…’