LUCK CONDUCTORS

Is it paranoid me or is the world and all other species of animal kind out to get us? It seems our luck’s run out. If we don’t take drastic action, we’re doomed. How about luck conductors? They operate like lightning conductors and stop you getting struck by rotten luck. It’s simply a case of hooking up copper cables in trees with the leylines on the ground. The engineering side of this invention is best left to the wonderful Trevor Bayliss who recently inspired me to swim in a straitjacket. Between us, we’ll get there.

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