WORLD’S LONGEST SINGLE SYLLABLE WORD (# 74,988)

At eleven letters, ‘Schouwinked’ is the world’s longest single syllable word. By all means Jimmy, go Wiki it. I love the recoil as you hit the ked’ at the end. Sounds like a 1950’s ski rep plying you with schnapps on a button lift. And if you want, it could be just that.

But to me, it means: ‘To be met by my wife’s good friend, Hanna Schouwink.’