PATENT YOUR OWN LAW

‘A task will take the time you allow to fill it’ – Parkinson’s Law. ‘Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong in the most comical way possible’ – Kayla’s Law (ie: Sod’s with wit). “There are no answers, only cross-references’ – Wiener’s Law. And my personal favourite: ‘It’s not true so I made it up in my imagination so now it is real’ – Bess’s Law (as coined by my 4 year old daughter last night). If she can. we all can. Here is my punt: ‘What really makes the world go round are smiles, mint imperials and the laws we write ourselves’ – Kirby’s Law 26-2-09, 12:35.

February 26, 2009
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4 Responses to “PATENT YOUR OWN LAW”

  1. Matt Cooper on February 26th, 2009 1:12 pm

    ‘Truth is consensus’ Cooper’s Law

    I can expand upon this if you wish. Although Cooper’s Second Law might be ‘Never explain your law’. Maybe.

  2. Pete on February 26th, 2009 1:32 pm

    Your first – I agree, as do we all.
    Your second is also know as Law Flaw.
    Here’s your third:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Cooper_(inventor)

  3. matt on February 27th, 2009 10:03 am

    Ah, good old uncle Martin. I must give him a call.

    The notion of Law’s Flaw is inspired, I must research these things fully. There’s probably another law in that too.

  4. Sam Beckett on February 27th, 2009 10:30 pm

    ‘Law Flaw’ patented 1983 within Worstwood Ho, by lil ole me.

    In case you missed it, here tis once more:

    ‘Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. fail better.’

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