PESDESTRIANS, KEEP YOUR DISTANCE

Of the 16 billion feet that stomp the streets of the world at any given time, you can bet there is a pair way too close to you. We walk the way we drive. Rudely, aggressively, impatiently, and up the arse of the arse in front. We barge without sorries and grunt without reason. Is it time to paint pedestrian chevrons? The snap of stilletoes on your heels is enough to bring out the Travis Bickle in anyone. So, before fatalities on foot become a daily to-do, walkers of the world I ask you, ease up, step aside or trot on.

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One Response to “PESDESTRIANS, KEEP YOUR DISTANCE”

  1. Dick Brautigan on February 27th, 2009 10:39 pm

    You stalking me mister? I saw you, I smelt you in the Abandoned Book Store in San Francisco, just 3 days back as you walked away all at odds with my first edition of “The Tokyo Montana Express”. That cat you stroked…was me.

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