SLAUGHTERHOUSE STAND-UP

In the Bulgarian city of Pleven, there is growing evidence that the cow is the king of comedy. The workers at the Madyan abattoir tested the sense of humour of 5 common farm animals and cattle came out tops. The sheep’s receptivity to the double episode Lenny Henry show was non-existent, leaving them propping up the laughter chart.  Here are the final standings.

Sniggers (over 1 hr)             Volume of laugh (dBA)

1)    Cow                            29                                    103
2)    Pig                              14                                    67
3)    Turkey                        11                                    90
4)    Chicken                       8                                     110
5)    Sheep                          0                                     10 (normal breathing)

March 11, 2009
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4 Responses to “SLAUGHTERHOUSE STAND-UP”

  1. ellery on March 19th, 2009 12:29 pm

    I’ve always had a good laugh with cows.

  2. Pete on March 19th, 2009 3:57 pm

    Pig says to turkey: I can fly.
    Turkey says to pig: Nor can I.

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