HOW TO PROSECUTE A TRAFFIC WARDEN
Even as pedestrians, we feel the wrath of traffic wardens. It seems they are immune to reason. In a world that comes back to either kiss you on the cheek or stab you in the back, how might they feel the consequence of their actions? Let’s book them for standing still. Yes, parking on foot – £60 fine. Comparing their daily hauls on street corners – £100 fine (reduced to £95 if they pay within ten minutes). Next time you see a warden loitering on the spot, take a photo on your mobile as evidence and send to Geoff Hoon. Should they continually offend, clamp their limbs to a parking meter. Why stop there? Let their points tot up until by law they’ll be towed away to serve 500 hrs of community service along the lines of the removal of chewing gum from pavements by teeth alone.
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