EMPATHY BYPASS

What is it with Evan Davis, Robert Preston, and every other super-hack off the BBC correspondent production line?  As the world goes bust, they continue in their over-expressive manner stripping their so-called expertise of any substance. Each report, however benign the news, hits us with the hyper-enthusiasm of a Jonathan Pearce penalty shoot-out. We have words for you. Ease up. Breathe. Quieten. Listen to yourselves. You’re trying too hard to be interesting. And it’s catching. Bye.

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