IF YOU’RE 39.25 YEARS OLD TODAY

It’s a safe bet you were conceived as man met the moon in the (aluminium-clad) flesh. Ask your parents. If they’re dead, try a ouija board.

It’s worth knowing what they were doing that day. No, hang on, you know what they were doing.

Maybe you heed to know where they were doing what they were doing.  Was the telly on? Or the radio?  Maybe Neil Armstrong’s commentary doubled as commentary for your parents in the full throws of making you.

A day under 9 months later you were born as a moon landing baby. Statistically, this which makes you ten times as likely to one day witness an extra-terrestrial.

So, when you next get abducted by a Martian, don’t say we didn’t tell you.

July 21, 2009
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