KINDLE CARNAGE (# 74,959)

He read from an e-book, maybe Amazon Kindle, maybe classier. And he walked. He walked as a waiter walks with a laden tray in the palm of his hand. One bump and his $299.99 paperback would be silica gel stuck to someone’s shoe like the faeces of a hound. It was only his pony tail that counter-balanced the book, a ying to his arm’s yang.