NATIONAL TAN GRID

The earth receives more solar energy in one hour than the entire planet consumes in a year.

This statistic hurts. We are as dumb as it gets. It’s down their with skin cancer, which in itself, made me wonder whether we should sacrifice a portion of our species as photo-voltaic pawns. Yes, really. Pay them to soak up the sun on one proviso: they donate the heat absorbed in their bodies to the newly formed National Tan Grid.

All those in agreement, say ‘fry’.