THE WORLD IS HAVING A BABY

We’re all on the right track with climate change, but really, we don’t know what we’re talking about. Not even those scientists. We might as well ask star-gazers. As luck would have it, Justin Toper and Shelley von Strunckel popped by earlier for a cup of hot chocolate and they have some wonderful news for us all for the year ahead. The world is pregnant. Yes, pregnant! They think they know who the father is. Or rather was. He died on conception. Anyway, sod him. Mother Earth has an orb in the oven, so we can all relax – there will be plenty more space and natural resources to go round. So go easy on the guilt and crank up the thermostat, it’s gonna be a cold week.

January 4, 2010
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