CINDERELLA, MEET PUMPKIN

This is a 3 minute tale of a girl who whinged about hard work. She grew up in an age of entitlement and assumed all things were free. She downloaded a prince online and went to meet him in a Hummer, the showy cow. He had a small penis but took pills to make it appear more regal. They were just about to get it on when Bonnie Tyler appeared in rags and mashed a pumpkin over her head. The incident proved fatal. The world lived happily ever after.

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