STAIR SITTING

Next time you’re looking for a seat, stoop a little lower. Before you hit the ground, hit a step, or a stair, or even a one-off lonely plinth. Sit here and think. You will be amazed at what emerges. Should you sit long enough, you may solve big things, like bees do. The key to this simple intellectual happiness is the 1/4up:3/4down ratio.  Low slung chairs and sofas don’t count. They are premeditated. Stairs and steps are not. Their primary purpose is for your feet. They’re not used to buttocks. They not used to stationary buttocks. If you go up or down stairs on your arse (ie: bouncing buttocks) you probably need to see a doctor.

February 12, 2010
Filed Under Micro-tourism 

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