BROCCOLI CRACKS GLOBAL WARMING

Dear NASA,

Thanks for all your ideas regarding solutions to climate change, namely:

  1. Sunshade in outer space
  2. Cloudmaking kits
  3. Sulphur screen
  4. Phytoplankton
  5. Artificial trees

I have a sixth to add and it comes at a fraction of the price.

It is broccoli.

Its cooling speed from boiling point to room temperature is faster than any plant alive.

As for how you implement this phenomenon, that’s best left to your scientists, as my suggestion of broccoli forests steamed over volcanoes is a little impractical.

Should you choose to roll this out, please forward all proceeds and IP rights to:

Gorran School Minibus Appeal, St Austell, Cornwall, PL26 6NY, United Kingdom.

March 11, 2010
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