HOW TO WIN THE ELECTION & OUR HEARTS

  1. Make a promise, just one promise, and keep it.
  2. Ignore the opposition and tell us really good story with a happy ending we didn’t smell coming.
  3. Take the long view, the one that lasts a generation, say 20 years, and make it future-proof.
  4. Wear polygraphs and operate a yellow & red card system in Parliament.
  5. Release a song

Now we are ready to vote for you, whoever you are.

March 17, 2010
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