THINGS YOU CAN ONLY DO ONCE

To mark the first of March, here are a few additions to the list of things you can only do once, the kind of thoughts that pollute heads on this day more than any other day for reasons anthropologists, sociologists and statisticians do not yet know.

  1. Burn a particular something
  2. Lose your virginity
  3. Have your tonsils out
  4. Be born (medically, not religiously - ie: ‘again’ doesn’t count)
  5. Commit suicide
  6. Turn a particular age
  7. Drown
  8. Enter parenthood
  9. Pass your driving test
  10. Be tried for a particular crime
March 1, 2010
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