EYJAFJALLAJOKULL RECALL

This is a press release to all editors on behalf of the celebrity volcano in Iceland. If you are among the 92% of Europe’s media who reported the incident and published photographs, we regret to inform you that you have violated the image rights of Eyjafjallajokull. By Icelandic law each trademarked image bears a retrospective charge of $40,000. If you do not repay the country within 48 hours, a pandemic of equivalent eruptions will be triggered as part of a geological pact, thus grounding all flights indefinitely.

May 28, 2010
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