CAROLINE LUCAS IS THE NEW PRIME MINISTER

Chromatically speaking.

Tory Blue + Lib Dem Yellow = Green Government.

Water this omen, for the sake of the fossil fuel family.

MONGRELS RULE OK

So, our breath can be held no longer. Nave & Dick have got it on for the good of the country. Let us not castrate them just yet, despite their slightly irritable whines. Instead, let us hope that their combined genes can create hybrid policies to save the world by entertaining opposing thoughts in the head at the same time, as F Scott Fitzgerald once said was the barometer of a first rate intelligence. To that, we’ll swim.

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