LONG HAND TWITTER IN 5 ACTS (# 74,924)

1. Write in the sand with your heel – after 30 words, your leg’ll ache.

2. Plant cress seeds in a sentence in a window box and aim them at a neighbour you’d like to fall in love with or evict.

3. Chisel your elegy on a slab of stone.

4. Live by the motto that ‘nothing is new’ and remind yourself that the world is a sucker for retro anything then take your entire life to publish one tweet knowing full well that by the time it is first seen, you will be acknowledged as a messiah.

5. Play the infinity + 1 game and start a site that allows 141 characters

August 9, 2010
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