NOFEST

Fests. They’re everywhere. Every subject know to man is being made into a fest. The word is becoming as irritating as that bark at the end of ‘who let the dogs out’. The name is stale. Fest it starting to fester. We could sit here and put up with the stench, or we could do something about it.

Nofest is that something. It’s a protest against every fest alive. It is an event where nothing happens. No beer is drunk, no pills are popped, no music is heard, nothing is sold. People just gather. And sleep. For a very long time. As long as they possibly can. And still wake up one day alive to a world without fests.

There are no tickets and no date. People will know when. You’re one of these people. See you there. Bring a pillow.

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