20 WAYS TO MAKE YOURSELF CRY – BY MY 5YR OLD (# 74,864)

  1. Go downhill on a bike too fast
  2. Drink very strong coffee when you’re a baby
  3. Chop onions with a toy knife
  4. Let a snowflake melt on your face
  5. Be super happy
  6. Be super sad
  7. Show off and be a bit embarrassed
  8. Get hurt on the outside
  9. Get hurt on the inside
  10. Eat chilli
  11. The wind
  12. Find a 4-leafed clover
  13. Meet someone scary
  14. Feel the sun on a hot hot hot day
  15. Bump into a fly that’s not looking where it’s going
  16. Get banned from something by your mum
  17. BBQ smoke
  18. Nail polish
  19. Sit in the middle of a trampoline while a big sister bounces much too close to you even when you ask her to stop
  20. Just pretend