AMERICAN (INSERT MOVIE SURNAME HERE)

Naming a particular something is a flawed business. Take my dog. She’s called Juno. For the first year of her life, she just heard ‘NO!’ After chasing her across rivers and roads, up hills and down cliffs, she finally stopped running away and started coming back. We stole her name from the greatest ever film made about unplanned pregnancy, but got her spayed just in time, as we didn’t fancy reliving the plot.

Super-sketchily related, we caught a movie on Saturday. Andrea Arnold’s freewheeling road flick American Honey, 3 hrs of my life that has moved my death-date 3 years forwards. Thanks Andrea.

As we left the Newlyn Filmhouse, a tiny cult cinema in a Cornish fishing village, we laughed at the number of movies lazily named American (something). In honour of that throwaway film-talk, here are 100 films on first name-sharing terms in an order that may only make sense to a shrink.

1. AMERICAN MADNESS (1932)
2. AMERCIAN EMPIRE (1942 & 2012)
3. AMERICAN MADE (2017)
4. AMERICAN ANTHEM (1986)
5. AMERICAN HISTORY X (1998)
6. AMERICAN BLACKOUT (2006)
7. AMERICAN JUSTICE (2015)
8. AMERICAN BEAUTY (1999)
9. AMERICAN DESCENT (2014)
10. AMERICAN ADDICT (2012)

11. AMERICAN BURGER (2014)
12. AMERICAN MILKSHAKE (2013)
13. AMERICAN RASPBERRY (1977)
14. AMERICAN PIE 1 & 2 (1999 & 2001)
15. AMERICAN HONEY (2016)
16. AMERICAN BEER (1996 & 2004)

17. AMERICAN MANNERS (1924)
18. AMERICAN BRED (2016)

19. AMERICAN ME (1992)

20. AMERICAN BOY (1978)
21. AMERICAN SON (2008)
22. AMERICAN DAD (2013)
23. AMERCIAN GIRL (2002)
24. AMERCIAN GIRLS (2013)
25. AMERCIAN COUSINS (2003)
26. AMERICAN FRIENDS (1991)
27. AMERICAN SWEETHEARTS (2001)
28. AMERICAN BOYFRIENDS (1989)
29. AMERICAN VIRGIN (2009)
30. AMERICAN REUNION (2012)
31. AMERICAN ROMANCE (2016)
32. AMERICAN WEDDING (2003)
33. AMERICAN GIGOLO (1980)
34. AMERICAN SWING (2008)
35. AMERICAN CRUDE (2008)
36. AMERICAN PIMP (1999)
37. AMERICAN MUSCLE (2014)
38. AMERICAN HARDCORE (2006)

39. AMERICAN HERO (2015)
40. AMERICAN LOSER (2007)
41. AMERICAN IDIOTS (2013)

42. AMERICAN NIGHTMARE (1983)
43. AMERICAN DREAM (2002)
44. AMERICAN DREAMZ (2006)
45. AMERICAN DREAMER (1984)
46. AMERICAN PROMISE (2013)

47. AMERICAN PASTORAL (2016)
48. AMERICAN WINTER (2013)
49. AMERICAN INTERIOR (2014)
50. AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1973)
51. AMERICAN BLEND (2006)
52. AMERICAN STYLE (2008)
53. AMERICAN SPLENDOUR (2003)
54. AMERICAN MOVIE (1999)
55. AMERICAN DRIVE-IN (1985)
56. AMERICAN DRIVER (2016)
57. AMERICAN JOYRIDE (2011)
58. AMERICAN HUSTLE (2013)
59. AMERICAN NUDIST (2011)
60. AMERICAN TABOO (1984)
61. AMERICAN ROULETTE (1988)

62. AMERICAN SOLDIERS (2005)
63. AMERICAN SNIPER (2014)
64. AMERICAN ULTRA (2015)
65. AMERICAN HOSTAGE (2015)
66. AMERICAN HEIST (2014)
67. AMERICAN WEAPON (2014)
68. AMERICAN GUN (2002, 2005 & 2011)
69. AMERICAN VIOLENCE (2015)
70. AMERICAN ANARCHIST (2016)
71. AMERICAN ASSASSIN (2007)
72. AMERICAN OUTLAWS (2001)
73. AMERICAN GANGSTER (2007)
74. AMERICAN BRAWLER (2013 & 2016)
75. AMERICAN MOBSTER (2010)

76. AMERICAN STRAYS (1996)
77. AMERICAN MANIACS (2012)
78. AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)
79. AMERICAN CANNIBAL (2006)
80. AMERICAN SATAN (2016)
81. AMERICAN ZOMBIE (2007)
82. AMERICAN POLTERGEIST (2015)

83. AMERICAN NINJA 1-5 (1985-93)
84. AMERICAN SAMURAI (1992)
85. AMERICAN SHAOLIN (1991)
86. AMERICAN KICKBOXER 1 & 2 (1991 & 93)
87. AMERICAN STREETFIGHTER (1992)
88. AMERICAN JUDOKA (2009)
89. AMERICAN YAKUZA (1993)
90. AMERICAN CYBORG (1993)

91. AMERICAN ANIMAL (2011)
92. AMERICAN BUFFALO (1996)
93. AMERICAN TIGERS (1996)
94. AMERICAN EAGLE (1989)

95. AMERICAN VISA (2005)
96. AMERICAN SHARIA (2015)
97. AMERICAN DESI (2001)
98. AMERICAN TEACHER (2011)
99. AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS (1999)

100. AMERICAN TRANSLATION (2011)

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